Merection

Japanese dirty word combining the word 目 meaning eye , pronounced Me and the word erection.

Signifies a person who is looking at someone too insistently in a creepy way

I went on a date with that guy but his merection was way too obvious, it was scary.

by Shimoneta September 1, 2023

Merection

When you give yourself an erection, with no help, no porn just all by yourself.

I looked in the mirror and gave myself a merection...

by MajinNic February 3, 2010

Erection assassin

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people.

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.

“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022

Midrection

Midrection (ˈmid ˈrek-shən)

The state in which a penis is only half erect.

Man 1 - "That bitch Olivia Munn is so fine she gives me a stiffie."

Man 2 - "Nah, that bitch ain't that hot. She only gives me a midrection."

by That Other One Guy July 13, 2012

Erection Avenue

Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.

She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Erectional Energy

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

by Curry_spice January 11, 2012