Mantention
Mantention by JayMcky October 2, 2009
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manrection
When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.
Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009
Related Words
Mantention • Manvention • Manception • manceptionist • Mantuition • Mactentious • Malintention • Manceptional • manfection • manrection
Mantuition
Mantuition by ravens2 April 7, 2011
Malintention
Anita: I'm sure he had no malintentions .
Ben: ...that's not a real word
Anita: Fuck now I have to define it in urban dictionary.
Ben: ...that's not a real word
Anita: Fuck now I have to define it in urban dictionary.
Malintention by woopsey November 14, 2016
manceptionist
Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?
Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.
Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.
manceptionist by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
Manceptionist
A Male receptionist commonly seen at the front desk. These are men of honor and respect who defend the front desk like a spartan! MANCEPTIONISTS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!
Manceptionist by punkman925 November 28, 2007
Manception
Woman: "This car needs an oil change. I'm going to take care of it this afternoon."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."
Manception by PortmanteauStorm July 31, 2022
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