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His colon control has become so unreliable since he visited Mexico that he has resorted to wearing manpers.
manpers by Frank Hackett June 8, 2011
Words you can keep

Table Manners 

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.
That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.
Table Manners by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.
"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."
Manbership by Zotmaster January 16, 2009

The Manders 

The most driven young woman one can ever hope to meet, expert in all manner of Character Animation, including 2d & 3d animation, Corel painter, Adobe (photoshop, premier, after affects, & flash), & Autodesk Maya. Holds a Bachelor degree in Media Arts and Animation from the Art Institute of Ft. Lauderdale.
The Manders art will rock your socks off.

The Manders is the penultimate of awesome.

Noone can overestimate the Manders.

The Manders can make art beautiful enouph to make Chuck Norris cry and want a puppy.
The Manders by Fanboy186541 February 4, 2009

Manners Maketh Man 

The last words someone hears when they mess with a Kingsman. Usually right before a bar fight in London. Your lesson: You hear Manners Maketh Man, you duck and fucking run (Who am I kidding? Chances are, if your fighting a Kingsman, your fucking dead already).
News Story!

In related news the suspect said the last words he heard before he was knocked out were "Manners Maketh Man", then he said a well-tailored guy who said the phrase hit him with a beer flying beer cup.

Vikings with manners.

Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.
After killing my grandad by bludgeoning him to death with the cat, Oloff gave a shrug and grunt to kinda say "whoops, my bad" after he saw the massive amounts of blood splatter. Of course, he then proceeded to steal all my silver and make off with my wife. Regardless, he stood out among his peers as one of those vikings with manners.

tom manderson 

maddest gangsta in the world doesnt really leave his house much but when he comes out all the bitches flock to him like flys on shit
Simmy: Hey tom manderson come out tonite
Tommy: Nah man ive had to much spoont this week
tom manderson by SimmyDawwwwg December 29, 2007
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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