Manderstanding

When a joke/banter/lad-pact is put forward in social occasions that only men will understand or agree with, leaving all women present confused and usually disgusted

lad; I declare a game of 'danger rock-paps', the loser must agree to being branded with a lighter

Clunge; Im leaving

lad2; Agreed, true manderstanding.

Manderstanding by chilli9ti May 2, 2009

Manderstanding

When a man fails to understand a statement by a woman that is very easy to understand.

I asked Jeb whether he had picked up milk and cereal at the store for breakfast and he said "What do you mean?" I can't take much more manderstanding.

Manderstanding by jaxon jonson May 29, 2023

msnderstanding 

a miscommunication resulting from the use of MSN or any other instant messaging utility. A msnderstanding is often brought on due to one's inability to convey sarcasm via text.

"There must have been some kind of msnderstanding, 'hotpanties_1977', I assumed by your user name that you were female."

msnderstanding by Graham Schaus January 3, 2007

Mumderstanding

A state in which a care taker understands that things happens ; and plans are hopes that don’t always take flight.

A response to a long text consisting of an emoji of half spelled word.

I can’t make coffee my kid just colored on the dog with a sharpie! Thank you for Mumderstanding

Mumderstanding by Chuckdoeshair December 6, 2020