manonymity

The part of you that your girlfriend keeps a secret so your friends don’t think you’re whipped.

I can’t tell you what movie I watched with Joseph last night. I promised to protect his manonymity.

by Mikki B July 11, 2022

Shitter Anonymity

The doctrine of trying to avoid being in the public part of a restroom at the same time as a co-worker emerging from a stall after taking a shit, thereby preserving the anonymity of the person you heard violently exploding in the stall next to you.

Typically working in first-in/first-out order, if you go the bathroom and notice that someone is already using a stall (as if anyone wouldn't notice that earthquake fart), you should politely wait in your stall until that person has exited the restroom before you exit your stall. This order can sometimes be disturbed by speed-shitters and reading-a-freaking-novel shitters. If you're just taking a leak, you do not have to wait.

MAIL GUY: I was dropping trou this morning when I heard someone detonate some serious explosive diarrhea in the stall next to me. I waited for him to wash his hands and leave so that he could have his shitter anonymity.

COPY GUY: I bet it was Ray--that guy eats so much crap he's destined for the brown deluge.

MAIL GUY: Thanks to my good pooping manners, we will never know, and he can keep his dignity.

by YouMustSquat September 24, 2009

anonymity

Involvement in some way where you can not be personally identified.

Anonymity online when looking at pron would be nice.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

anonymity

Not knowing one's name and\or location. Used professionally by spies, thieves and snipers, but widely abused by Internet users.

You think your anonymous? I've got your IP address, fool!

by Kenthar October 15, 2003

anonymity

the state of having one's identity concealed

A: Where did you get that information?

B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

Anal Anonymity

The belief one can release flatulence without being heard or seen.

Billy was sure he had anal anonymity in the library when he let a festering air biscuit fly, however to his dismay his girlfriend had just rounded the corner and was caught in the blast. Billy's personals ad can now be found on craigslist.

by Zappafan76 January 27, 2011

anonymity

being in a state of or having an unknown idenity; being anonymous.

to give an example would incriminate the parties involved in the fabrication of this definition

by Oreo, Cracka and Bean October 14, 2003