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n00b cannon

Any sort of weapon that can be "effortlessly" used to kill another in a video game, usually a First Person Shooter. These weapons are also usually, but not always, shotguns.

Often, these "n00b cannons" have heavy disadvantages, and the guy who keeps getting killed is probably doing something horribly wrong.

Regardless, use of these weapons in public multiplayer will get you mocked and shunned, even though they are valid weapons, with only a couple exceptions.
The Flux Gun in Savage.
The Auto Shotgun in Counter Strike.
The Grub from Gunbound could possibly be considered a n00b cannon.
The Shotgun in Natural Selection.
The SPAS in Navy Seals-Covert Operations.
The Chaingun in Team Fortress
The OICW in SWAT 3.
The Panzerfaust in Enemy Territory. (Restricted on some servers)
The Jackhammer in Planetside.

See any patterns in there? Lots of fast-firing shotguns. Anyone ever hear of sniper rifles to counter?
by Kenthar February 12, 2004
mugGet the n00b cannonmug.

/pwned

The console command to pwn someone, or inform someone that they have been pwned.

In the Quake 3 engine, and others, the forward slash is used to denote that you want a cvar command (if you typed it without the slash, then it would be a "say" command, and broadcast to everyone in the game).

/pwned may be said on purpose rather than commanded to show emphasize the action of the pwnage without using many exclaimation marks, 1's, and oneoneones.
N00b: *shoots Kenthar with N00b Cannon* h@h@ l00ser. y00 di3 + i w1n!!!111!11oneone!!11!11oneone!!11111exclaimation pointexclaimation point!!11one
Kenthar: *While N00b is typing, knifes him in the back of the head* /pwned
N00b: OMG Typekiller! *leaves*

or

Admin: /pwned n00b
Server: N00b has been PWNED!
N00b: Abusive admin!
by Kenthar March 8, 2004
mugGet the /pwnedmug.

Anonymous

There are more definitions for anonymity than there are for anonymous
by Kenthar November 11, 2003
mugGet the Anonymousmug.

manageable

I've got a lot of stuff to do, but it's manageable. I'll have it done by tomorrow.
by Kenthar October 15, 2003
mugGet the manageablemug.

magic missile

One of the first, and weakest spells in Dungeons&Dragons and many an RPG
I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!
by Kenthar March 19, 2003
mugGet the magic missilemug.

excuse me

A phrase meaning either:

1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."

2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
1.Person1: "Excuse me."
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*

2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
by Kenthar December 13, 2004
mugGet the excuse memug.

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