Definitions by Zappafan76

Pillow Purgatory 

When you cant stay awake but you just cant sleep either

Julie keeps texting me and only half of them make sense, she must be stuck in pillow purgatory again

Pillow Purgatory by Zappafan76 April 23, 2011

vowel movement

to empty one's tray of vowels during a game of scrabble

Julie was spent after a hefty triple word score vowel movement which left her opponent astonished.

vowel movement by Zappafan76 April 1, 2011

Anal Anonymity 

The belief one can release flatulence without being heard or seen.

Billy was sure he had anal anonymity in the library when he let a festering air biscuit fly, however to his dismay his girlfriend had just rounded the corner and was caught in the blast. Billy's personals ad can now be found on craigslist.

Anal Anonymity by Zappafan76 January 27, 2011