manoise

When a dude skeets in someone's sandwich when the other person is not looking, so the splooge appears to be mayonnaise and the owner of the sandwich joyfully devours it.

Charles: jee wiz this is a good fucking sandwich!
Tyrone: look a white bitch!
Charles: ooh where! *walks away and talks to the white bitch*
*Tyrone releases a load of manoise into sandwich*
Charles: well back to my sandwich, ooh i dont remember ordering mayonnaise yum!

by Stan C. April 1, 2008

manmoiselle

The name given to a man that assumes the role of the woman around other male friends. Behavior exhibited usually consists of complaining, aggravation, or being overly possessive of the other men’s time or attention.

You ordered a beer and who cares if it is warm. Now why are you complaining about dirty napkins? Dude, we can't hang out if your going to act like a manmoiselle."

by Mister W. February 23, 2010

manoose

A rare species of spectacled moose. It is known to wander freely in the north-westerly region of "Mannies" but makes weekly migrations to the midlands in seek of a mate.
Manoose is a quiet, lovable beast and when startled it makes a noise that resembles a pigeon. His leg span is often described as his "spread" and he demonstrates this spread as a form of mating call.

Person 1: "Excuse me"
Manoose:"Cooo"
Person 2:"Manoose ye Fuckin' bastard"

"What's that burning smell?"
"Oh it's manoose."
"Manoose? MANOOSE?! Manoose is on fire??!!"

by steveyc95 November 12, 2013

manaise

spermies from a guy. The white texture of mayonaise resembles sperm, hence, MANaise.

After getting my dong slobbered, Betsy had to wipe the manaise off of her lips.

by Robby June 10, 2003

maniser

A woman who likes many men and has short sexual relationships with them.
Man Chaser
a woman regarded as sexually active in an aggressive or promiscuous manner

This town is full of manisers and Miss Abc tops the list.

by Rajat Saxena November 10, 2010

Maniser

A female sexual despot. A woman who instinctively attracts men and ensnares them in her life.

Cheryl just can't help herself, she's a maniser.

by Sir_Ann July 13, 2010

Mantise

verb
The act of a woman excessively enticing a man with acts that she does not truly intend to do either making the man a bitch slave or really pissed off.

That Heidi is trying to mantise me but I know she is a teasing bitch!

by Yehudi_Masr March 31, 2008