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When a dude skeets in someone's sandwich when the other person is not looking, so the splooge appears to be mayonnaise and the owner of the sandwich joyfully devours it.
Charles: jee wiz this is a good fucking sandwich!
Tyrone: look a white bitch!
Charles: ooh where! *walks away and talks to the white bitch*
*Tyrone releases a load of manoise into sandwich*
Charles: well back to my sandwich, ooh i dont remember ordering mayonnaise yum!
manoise by Stan C. April 1, 2008
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manmoiselle 

The name given to a man that assumes the role of the woman around other male friends. Behavior exhibited usually consists of complaining, aggravation, or being overly possessive of the other men’s time or attention.
You ordered a beer and who cares if it is warm. Now why are you complaining about dirty napkins? Dude, we can't hang out if your going to act like a manmoiselle."
manmoiselle by Mister W. February 23, 2010
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A rare species of spectacled moose. It is known to wander freely in the north-westerly region of "Mannies" but makes weekly migrations to the midlands in seek of a mate.
Manoose is a quiet, lovable beast and when startled it makes a noise that resembles a pigeon. His leg span is often described as his "spread" and he demonstrates this spread as a form of mating call.
Person 1: "Excuse me"
Manoose:"Cooo"
Person 2:"Manoose ye Fuckin' bastard"

"What's that burning smell?"
"Oh it's manoose."
"Manoose? MANOOSE?! Manoose is on fire??!!"
manoose by steveyc95 November 12, 2013
spermies from a guy. The white texture of mayonaise resembles sperm, hence, MANaise.
After getting my dong slobbered, Betsy had to wipe the manaise off of her lips.
manaise by Robby June 10, 2003
A woman who likes many men and has short sexual relationships with them.
Man Chaser
a woman regarded as sexually active in an aggressive or promiscuous manner
This town is full of manisers and Miss Abc tops the list.
maniser by Rajat Saxena November 10, 2010
A female sexual despot. A woman who instinctively attracts men and ensnares them in her life.
Cheryl just can't help herself, she's a maniser.
Maniser by Sir_Ann July 13, 2010
verb
The act of a woman excessively enticing a man with acts that she does not truly intend to do either making the man a bitch slave or really pissed off.
That Heidi is trying to mantise me but I know she is a teasing bitch!
Mantise by Yehudi_Masr March 31, 2008
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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