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When a dude skeets in someone's sandwich when the other person is not looking, so the splooge appears to be mayonnaise and the owner of the sandwich joyfully devours it.
Charles: jee wiz this is a good fucking sandwich!
Tyrone: look a white bitch!
Charles: ooh where! *walks away and talks to the white bitch*
*Tyrone releases a load of manoise into sandwich*
Charles: well back to my sandwich, ooh i dont remember ordering mayonnaise yum!
manoise by Stan C. April 1, 2008
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manmoiselle 

The name given to a man that assumes the role of the woman around other male friends. Behavior exhibited usually consists of complaining, aggravation, or being overly possessive of the other men’s time or attention.
You ordered a beer and who cares if it is warm. Now why are you complaining about dirty napkins? Dude, we can't hang out if your going to act like a manmoiselle."
manmoiselle by Mister W. February 23, 2010
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A rare species of spectacled moose. It is known to wander freely in the north-westerly region of "Mannies" but makes weekly migrations to the midlands in seek of a mate.
Manoose is a quiet, lovable beast and when startled it makes a noise that resembles a pigeon. His leg span is often described as his "spread" and he demonstrates this spread as a form of mating call.
Person 1: "Excuse me"
Manoose:"Cooo"
Person 2:"Manoose ye Fuckin' bastard"

"What's that burning smell?"
"Oh it's manoose."
"Manoose? MANOOSE?! Manoose is on fire??!!"
manoose by steveyc95 November 12, 2013
spermies from a guy. The white texture of mayonaise resembles sperm, hence, MANaise.
After getting my dong slobbered, Betsy had to wipe the manaise off of her lips.
manaise by Robby June 10, 2003
A woman who likes many men and has short sexual relationships with them.
Man Chaser
a woman regarded as sexually active in an aggressive or promiscuous manner
This town is full of manisers and Miss Abc tops the list.
maniser by Rajat Saxena November 10, 2010
A female sexual despot. A woman who instinctively attracts men and ensnares them in her life.
Cheryl just can't help herself, she's a maniser.
Maniser by Sir_Ann July 13, 2010
verb
The act of a woman excessively enticing a man with acts that she does not truly intend to do either making the man a bitch slave or really pissed off.
That Heidi is trying to mantise me but I know she is a teasing bitch!
Mantise by Yehudi_Masr March 31, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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