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mamosecond 

This is the unit of time between touching a girls breasts and her slapping you in the face
I just touched her and within a mamosecond I was covered in blood
mamosecond by Mitchell Dilkes May 28, 2004

Nanosecond 

A nanosecond is the time that takes the red light to turn green and the car that is behind you to honk three times
cling!(Green light)
HONK HONK HONK!
nanosecond!
Nanosecond by jackts9999 May 4, 2009

nanosecond 

A billionth of a second
RAM is measured in nanoseconds.
nanosecond by Shellie April 27, 2004

nanosecond 

the amount of time it takes for everyone to type 'start' when a game gets 10/10 players.
'sTaRt'
'START'
'sTArT'
within a nanosecond
nanosecond by Oh so Cyan October 5, 2020

minisecond 

Anywhere from a second to a minute, or longer if absolutely necessary
I had a minisecond to do my homework
minisecond by Fhnejsucudh November 3, 2017

nanosecondsworth

A very small amount of time that thought is given to something.
In 2024 people are only able to give a nanosecondsworth of attention to a subject or activity.
nanosecondsworth by SheepHorse February 28, 2024
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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