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A rare species of spectacled moose. It is known to wander freely in the north-westerly region of "Mannies" but makes weekly migrations to the midlands in seek of a mate.
Manoose is a quiet, lovable beast and when startled it makes a noise that resembles a pigeon. His leg span is often described as his "spread" and he demonstrates this spread as a form of mating call.
Person 1: "Excuse me"
Manoose:"Cooo"
Person 2:"Manoose ye Fuckin' bastard"

"What's that burning smell?"
"Oh it's manoose."
"Manoose? MANOOSE?! Manoose is on fire??!!"
manoose by steveyc95 November 12, 2013
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A manoose is a chubby fat small guy who sweets are made of.
That cake was made from a tasty manoose
Manoose by BestDictionaryGuy June 21, 2021
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to actively ingage in maneuvering and crusing.
she was driving the boat.

"just manooze over there"

manloser 

The opposite of a girlboss. a man who lacks confidence, security, a social life, and a sex life. Manlosers are sensitive and needy, they have very little friends and cling to those friends like they’re the last person on the fucking planet. They usually spend their time in the room on their computer, and being horny as shit, because these men have no sex life.
person 1 :“you know that joshua guy right? he and i are friends”
person 2 : “duude dont be friends with that manloser he is such a fucking pussy”
manloser by manloserjoshua September 8, 2021
A person you will love your entire life
I've been with my manrose for so long!
manrose by raymin March 21, 2009

MANOOSKY 

GAY GANGBANG WHICH ENVOLVES THREE MEN EJACULATING SIMUTAINISLY IN ONES MOUTH AND BUTT
"I walked into the office this morning and not to my surprise there was mike, in the middle of a slippery "MANOOSKY" and from the results I assumed he enjoyed himself"!!
MANOOSKY by bruce bruce 69 January 8, 2009

mangosexual 

Mangosexual is when you romantically and sexually are attracted to Mangos or people with the name “Mango”
I am Mangosexual
mangosexual by MangoDefines June 7, 2021
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