A rare species of spectacled moose. It is known to wander freely in the north-westerly region of "Mannies" but makes weekly migrations to the midlands in seek of a mate.
Manoose is a quiet, lovable beast and when startled it makes a noise that resembles a pigeon. His leg span is often described as his "spread" and he demonstrates this spread as a form of mating call.
Manoose is a quiet, lovable beast and when startled it makes a noise that resembles a pigeon. His leg span is often described as his "spread" and he demonstrates this spread as a form of mating call.
Person 1: "Excuse me"
Manoose:"Cooo"
Person 2:"Manoose ye Fuckin' bastard"
"What's that burning smell?"
"Oh it's manoose."
"Manoose? MANOOSE?! Manoose is on fire??!!"
Manoose:"Cooo"
Person 2:"Manoose ye Fuckin' bastard"
"What's that burning smell?"
"Oh it's manoose."
"Manoose? MANOOSE?! Manoose is on fire??!!"
by steveyc95 November 12, 2013
by BestDictionaryGuy June 21, 2021