A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named
Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and
common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being
ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the
yard.
I am 100% hella Mattsexual.
I'd
always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but
one look at the
boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.
Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.