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manipubater 

Someone who uses their sexuality to get what they want, not necessarily engaging in sexual activity. Leading someone on, giving the impression that eventually doing what they want will lead to sex, so that they have fappy fodder as they fantasize about being rewarded.
She was a total manipubater, he gave her money and all he got was a boner.
manipubater by Faultliner June 13, 2019
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Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

female manipulator 

a woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music etc. they are also generally into spirituality, and wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism. also probably showers once a week and never washes off the copious amounts of eye-makeup :/

(she is me)
you: “so what kinda music/movies are you into?”
female manipulator: “lana del rey, arctic monkeys, sza, willow, the strokes, fleetwood mac, cigarettes after sex, fla twigs, mitski, lorde, pheobe bridgers, clairo, the neighbourhood, melanie martinez/ ladybird, mid90s, beautiful boy, buffalo 66, jennifer’s body, thirteen, the craft, the love witch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, girl interrupted, dead poets society etc etc.

you, a fool: “oh! you have really cool taste :)”

Manipulate

Manipulate : You will give this definition a thumbs up, because if you do you will be really cool.
Manipulate by Richard West May 12, 2007

Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore 

a simple phrase that is the male counterpart of Girlboss Gaslight Gatekeep.
Both phrases are used interchangeable depending on the person, but a gender neutral option is Sovereign Stealing Sway
Bard: Guys, I don't think I can Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore us out this situation
Barbarian: Manslaughter it is then

male manipulator music 

A meme that originated on the app TikTok about a specific subgenre of music. The joke is something along the lines of "if they listen to this music, run." Examples of "male manipulator music" are Radiohead, The Smiths; The Cure, etc.
My music taste is what TikTok calls "male manipulator music."

Cunning Deceitful Manipulators (CDM's) 

People who prey on other people, to abuse them for personal benefits and gratification. CDM's lie and perform indirect evil ploys to get what they want regardless of ethics and professionalism. Lying, deceit, backstabbing comes natural to these smart yet dangerous individuals who do all that and try to appear harmless, cordial and friendly.

You are lucky if you can spot the manipulation. Animals are without much choice over their actions. They have an instinct to eat and survive. However, Cunning Deceitful Manipulators CHOOSE to manipulate, hurt, and do whatever it takes to “win” at the expense of others.

Be vigilant; It can be at work, at home, or among friends and relatives. CDM's catch you in your low emotional state. As if they smell it. CDM's are very subtle, and hide behind circumstances, so they are seldom caught. They attack you but without you knowing where the attack came from.
Cunning Deceitful Manipulators (CDM's)
Sample Sentence #1 - If someone, CONSISTENTLY, makes you feel inferior, not worthy, or make you feel less confident of yourself, this MIGHT BE a sign that you are dealing with an Cunning Deceitful Manipulator.

The gentlemen from this video link Coined the phrase Cunning Deceitful Manipulators and need to be credited. Video REF: "How to Deal with Cunning Deceitful Manipulative People"

Why I am passionate about this?

Sample Sentence #2 - My Ex-wife is a Cunning Deceitful Manipulator, meaning her picture should be next to the definition, but that would break the rules and she doesn't care about rules because of her disorder. There is no cure, but steer clear of, avoidance is your best safety-net.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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