mandoticon

When someone enters an emoticon into a text conversation and you feel obligated to respond with one, lest you are an unsympathetic jerk.

Girl: I had pasta salad for lunch :)
Guy: (that's weird, I don't know what to say, but it definitely requires a mandoticon) Ok......:)

by Slobodanmilosifish March 30, 2014

manlotion

Hand lotion for guys. Smells usually include manly things.

guy1: my hands feel so much cleaner now.
guy2: dude they smell way to fruity, you really need to get some manlotion.

by MTM483 January 18, 2009

mandotron

a sexy demon bitch from the deepest darkest pit of mexico. Known to dabble in the dark arts and is hella indie.

Man, Mandotron shoots fire out of eyes.

by Pinzzzy February 24, 2010

manmotional

Defining the state of a man who is displaying irrational oversensitivity in his thoughts and feelings. Oftentimes connected to his manstrual cycle or related to his relationship problems.

Jeff: sniff, sniff, I just thought she really liked me!



Shane: Man-up a-hole. Why you being so manmotional?



Jeff: I don't know *tear *tear *tear... I am manstruating.

by K & L & O February 7, 2009

Mandation

Mandation (noun). Palinese for mandate. First used by Former Governer Sarah Palin during her criticism of President Obama’s State of The Union address on January 27, 2010.

This is also the first use of the Palin transform whereas a noun that shares the same form as the verb is converted into another noun. For example, the activity of applying a ‘mandate’ (noun) is ‘to mandate’ (verb). The Palin transform converts mandate (noun) into another noun called mandation.

“So it hasn’t been a matter of he not being able to explain his policy with government takeover and mandation of health care; but Americans understanding what’s in there, not liking it, and sending him that message via the three recent Republican sweeps in Virginia, in New Jersey, Scott Brown’ s selection too and the Tea Party Movements, the town hall events…blah, blah, blah”---Sarah Palin

by Katatetoris February 5, 2010

mannotion

An idea or notion that only a man would have and believe is credible.

He thinks it's a good idea to streak during a football game? That's such a mannotion.

by Amandabug November 10, 2006

Mandition

A tradition that every man should participate in or be labeled as womanly.

Tom: "Dude, are you growing a mustache for no shave november?"

Dave: "No Tom, no shave november is gay."

Tom: "Your breaking a mandition, dude, you gotta be queer."

by Seff343 October 31, 2011