manlotion

Hand lotion for guys. Smells usually include manly things.

guy1: my hands feel so much cleaner now.
guy2: dude they smell way to fruity, you really need to get some manlotion.

by MTM483 January 18, 2009

malörtion

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

by picc285 April 14, 2019

Mancation

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.

JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?

by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

Hurbal Mantion

A phrase coined on Sex Drugs and Video Games that is the horrible mutilation of the term Honorable Mention by mac19pm

"Topic of the Week: No Limit Wish lists"
1-new pc
2-cookey batter
3-more fucking games!!!
-hurbal mantion-
spell chek

by BuTFuk March 22, 2009

malonions

A tender european who smells of onions.

What's that smell?

I think its malonions.

by Noelle March 31, 2005

mandoticon

When someone enters an emoticon into a text conversation and you feel obligated to respond with one, lest you are an unsympathetic jerk.

Girl: I had pasta salad for lunch :)
Guy: (that's weird, I don't know what to say, but it definitely requires a mandoticon) Ok......:)

by Slobodanmilosifish March 30, 2014

mancation

When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.

Jack and I hiked 25 miles to trout fish in the Sierras. With many beers and stories, it made for the perfect Mancation.

by Jack7559 April 28, 2006