Mandition

A tradition that every man should participate in or be labeled as womanly.

Tom: "Dude, are you growing a mustache for no shave november?"

Dave: "No Tom, no shave november is gay."

Tom: "Your breaking a mandition, dude, you gotta be queer."

by Seff343 October 31, 2011

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maldation

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.

Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...

by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020

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Manditory Fun Day

1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."

2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.

Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.

Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?

by pissed off grunt January 18, 2011

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Mandilon

A man who does exactly what the wife/girlfriend asks without question.

Danny T would like to hang out with his friends at bars and parties, but his wife/girlfriend says he is not allowed to hang out without her supervision. Danny T is a mandilon.

by Merriam-webbster January 17, 2016

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