Mandition 

A tradition that every man should participate in or be labeled as womanly.

Tom: "Dude, are you growing a mustache for no shave november?"

Dave: "No Tom, no shave november is gay."

Tom: "Your breaking a mandition, dude, you gotta be queer."

Mandition by Seff343 October 31, 2011

maldation 

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.

Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...

maldation by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020

Manditory Fun Day

1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."

2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.

Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.

Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?

Manditory Fun Day by pissed off grunt January 18, 2011

Mandilon

A man who does exactly what the wife/girlfriend asks without question.

Danny T would like to hang out with his friends at bars and parties, but his wife/girlfriend says he is not allowed to hang out without her supervision. Danny T is a mandilon.

Mandilon by Merriam-webbster January 17, 2016

Mandilon

A man who is bossed around by his girlfriend. A mandilon does whatever his wife tells him to do without question.

Gabe is such a mandilon he does whatever his girlfriend tells him to do

Mandilon by Miglene October 28, 2019

Mantuition 

The male version of a females intuition. A feeling/hunch a guy get's about a certain situations.

Dude, that girls totally in to you, trust me, my mantuition says so

Mantuition by ravens2 April 7, 2011

manfiction 

Fiction of men by men for men.

"Let me see what you're writing."
"No, don't read my erotic manfiction!"

manfiction by Papa Sayed March 4, 2009