mamawater

Probably the healthiest Juice in the World! You cant get it from your Dad neither your Sister. Just from your mom...

Person 1: What did you drank yesterday?
Person 2: Mamawater!
Person 1: OMG! I love the taste of it!
Person 2: And it is pretty healthy

by Mamalord January 5, 2018

texas manwater

a slang term for unknowingly drinking human urine

At a party, if someone plays a joke on someone they despise. For instance, filling a beer bottle with urine, or mixing a drink with urine. Originated in Lincoln, Nebraska a group of friends began to refer to the the drink as Texas manwater.

by BurnoutNova May 22, 2008

Manwater

A man's pee

I really have to go to the bathroom and release my manwater

by Janeygirl August 5, 2011

mamarate

(n.) mamarate—a southern form of offensive martial arts, developed and practiced by mothers, that uses both bare hands and any surrounding object that can be used as a weapon to inflict intentional pain, misery, and/or death. Any circumstance in which an angry mother (see also Mama bear) physically attacks another person, especially as a form of justice for hurting one of her kids, can be characterized as mamarate. In mamarate, rules fly out the window. Due to the surprise, vicious nature of the attacking mother, mamarate is a very dangerous form of fighting. Often times, the attacker becomes so angry, she will black out and not even remember killing a bitch. Bystanders are advised to run and hide if they see someone using mamarate on another person. Though it mostly occurs randomly, the fatal and more heavily gruesome attacks are usually carefully calculated for an embarrassing death and double victory of sorts. Not only is it almost certain fatalities will be discovered missing genitals, it is widely rumored the missing genitals will be saved and later used in an attack on another enemy of the mother.

Mess with one of my kids and see if I don’t open up a can of mamarate on dat ass! I promise you’ll be sipping soup in a hospital bed through your last two teeth. Bitch.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

Manwater

A combination of Blood, Sweat, Spit, Semen, and the Tears of Babies.
It is too manly for any woman, child, or girly man to drink.

"I just drank some Manwater and now I AM REJUVENATED!"

"Woah there little lady, you can't have any of this. This is Manwater!"

by Manbearpig worshipper December 17, 2008

Mamateria

the maternal relative of the cafeteria, a very large cafeteria

Guy 1: Where's the cafeteria?
Guy: 2: Right over there. You can't miss it. It's a fricken mamateria.

by Shrimpy1022 October 16, 2008

marswater

one of uh illegal informal drug beverages that doesnt exist but invented for some exclusive uses

marswater

by imakeweirddefinitions March 15, 2023