(n.) mamarate—a southern form of offensive martial arts, developed and practiced by mothers, that uses both bare hands and any surrounding object that can be used as a weapon to inflict intentional
pain, misery, and/or death. Any circumstance in which an angry
mother (see also Mama
bear) physically attacks another person, especially as a form of justice for hurting one of her kids, can be characterized as mamarate. In mamarate, rules fly out the window. Due to the surprise, vicious nature of the attacking
mother, mamarate is a very dangerous form of fighting. Often times, the attacker becomes so angry, she
will black out and not even remember killing a bitch. Bystanders are advised to run and hide if they see someone using mamarate on another person. Though it mostly occurs randomly, the fatal and more heavily gruesome attacks are usually carefully calculated for an embarrassing death and double victory of sorts. Not only is it almost certain fatalities
will be discovered missing genitals, it is widely rumored the missing genitals
will be saved and later used in an attack on another enemy of the
mother.
Mess with one of my kids and see if I don’t open up a can of mamarate on dat ass! I
promise you’ll be sipping soup in a hospital
bed through your last two teeth.
Bitch.
