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waist management
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.
waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014
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mamage • Mamageek • Mamageorge • mamager • Mama-gen • management • mamaguebo • manage • mamañema • manage-a-trois
pigeon manager
Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...
pigeon manager by Jon C. September 17, 2006
mmaged
mmaged= mma + engaged
adj. when a great looking woman gets engaged to a steriod sandwich eating, no neck having, mma fighter who will choke the shit out of someone and give them cauliflower ear if you speak to there woman.
great conversations with said woman with other guys can be listed as retarded. mostly because the other male has a much larger penis, much funnier and does not get roid rage.
adj. when a great looking woman gets engaged to a steriod sandwich eating, no neck having, mma fighter who will choke the shit out of someone and give them cauliflower ear if you speak to there woman.
great conversations with said woman with other guys can be listed as retarded. mostly because the other male has a much larger penis, much funnier and does not get roid rage.
male 1:dude, jeff got choked out and woke up with a cauliflower ear and shit in his pants
male 2: no way, what happened?
Male 1: remember that hottie amanda?
male 2: yeah.
male 1: well she got mmaged.
male 2: oh i see, that cage fighter caught them talking together.
male 1: hell yeah he did. called him retarded, drove from florida to north carolina and choked the shit out of him!
girl 1: oooh, I remember him, he was always so funny, charming and good looking, not to mention enormous penis he has
male 2: no way, what happened?
Male 1: remember that hottie amanda?
male 2: yeah.
male 1: well she got mmaged.
male 2: oh i see, that cage fighter caught them talking together.
male 1: hell yeah he did. called him retarded, drove from florida to north carolina and choked the shit out of him!
girl 1: oooh, I remember him, he was always so funny, charming and good looking, not to mention enormous penis he has
mmaged by jrcuteeingoff November 29, 2010
I want to speak to the manager
Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong
Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit
I want to speak to the manager by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019
your manager
Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
your manager by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
Hloyal Management & Pr
Hloyal Management & Pr
H•Loyal Man•age•Ment & P•R
1.) Management, public relations firm that was founded in 2012 in Austin, Texas by William Boyd Harris Jr.
H•Loyal Man•age•Ment & P•R
1.) Management, public relations firm that was founded in 2012 in Austin, Texas by William Boyd Harris Jr.
Hloyal Management & Pr by William Harris of Hloyal October 17, 2019
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