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mmaged

mmaged= mma + engaged

adj. when a great looking woman gets engaged to a steriod sandwich eating, no neck having, mma fighter who will choke the shit out of someone and give them cauliflower ear if you speak to there woman.

great conversations with said woman with other guys can be listed as retarded. mostly because the other male has a much larger penis, much funnier and does not get roid rage.
male 1:dude, jeff got choked out and woke up with a cauliflower ear and shit in his pants

male 2: no way, what happened?

Male 1: remember that hottie amanda?

male 2: yeah.

male 1: well she got mmaged.

male 2: oh i see, that cage fighter caught them talking together.

male 1: hell yeah he did. called him retarded, drove from florida to north carolina and choked the shit out of him!

girl 1: oooh, I remember him, he was always so funny, charming and good looking, not to mention enormous penis he has
by jrcuteeingoff November 29, 2010
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Maged

An absolutely incredible guy who has gorgeous eyes that you can stare into for hours. He has an amazing personality, is funny, caring, and is such a gentleman. He's often a bit shy and tends to keep to himself, but when you get to know him he's all the comfort you'll ever need.
That guy is awesome, he's such a Maged.
by DinnerisServed June 14, 2011
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Momageddon

an apocolyptic , end of the world catastrophic reaction by mom when she discovers you have done something innapropriate/against her wishes.

Characterized by screaming to the top of her lungs, can occasionally become physically punishing. A REALLY pissed off mom.
It was momageddon at my house last night when she found out I skipped school to go to the beach.
by nuttin2say September 2, 2011
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-mageddon

a suffix that is affixed to any word that describes the cause of a situation of relative discomfort derived from the last 3 syllables of 'armageddon.'

As of late, the suffix "-mageddon" has been popularized in the media, trying to make light of an undesirable yet minor situation; however like any pop culture word (or suffix in this case) it's becoming less helpful and more annoying with its overuse.

Related suffix: "-pocalypse"

Can also affixed as "-geddon." hyphen not always used.
The roads are closed due to a recent 'snow-mageddon'

John Madden recently went insane during a football game and it resulted in madden-mageddon
by annoyedCitizen70 July 19, 2011
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Maged

An incredibly amazing kid who gets very depressed but loves to bone vigorously
That Maged is one tight arsed badass that i want to bane
by 149857 October 3, 2009
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mageda

mageda is the type of girls who if she falls in love with you she gonna give you the world just to see you smile

she is the girl of your dreams lovely, crazy and a pet lover
Alex: ughh i cant find any cute girl here bro

me: you didn't talk to mageda yet you better go for her before i do
by random guy on internet September 7, 2020
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Blue Maged it up

In the TCG Magic the Gathering, Blue magic is considered the sneaky and subtle type of magic. Using only ones intelligence and wit as weapons, Blue mages are considered to be (to outsiders) Big headed, egotistical, fuckwits, whose only desire is to make everyone else life as infuriating as humanly possible. To 'Blue mage something up' is to take a very normal situation, and apply FAR too much thought and planning into it, until only you can possible understand what is going on, or better still, everyone else is aware f what is going on, but is powerless to stop it. This can often mean you are the most hated person in your present company, all the while knowing quite comfortablebly that you are in complete control.
Person 1: I've had enough of this crap, I'm leaving
Blue Mage: No, you're not
Person 1: Yes I am
Blue Mage: No, you are not. Whilst I regocnise your anger, and I must say it amuses me slightly, you are however, in a particularly vunerable position. You are unarmed. You are lost. You have no-one to ask for directions. You are not even sure where you are supposed to be going. While you may THINK that leaving is the best plan, I can assure you that it is possibly the worst plan concieved since Joss Whedon said "Hey Guys, I have a GREAT idea for Angel season 5!"
Person 1: I hate you blue mage
Blue Mage: Whatever for? I was merely stating the blindingly obvious.
Person 1: ITS A FRICKING GAME OF DOOM!!!!

In this situation, Blue mage CLEARLY Blue Maged it up, but was he really in the wrong?

Another example:

Person 1: A door. Come on Blue mage, we need to get through here.
Blue mage: Aha! A door bars our path! Not to be detered however, I know the correct summoning spell required to the Goddess of the True Path, removing this obstcle from our way! Stand back friend, for I shall begin the incantation.
Person 1: Or we could just open it?
Blue mage: NAY! How can you be sure it is safe? Who knows what manner of traps and surprises lay beyond. No. I shall summon the Goddess, then she shall guide us true!
*Summons the Goddess of the True Path. The Goddess brings her full divinity to wrath, smiting the door where it stands. The Door, now a mere FRAGMENT of what it once was, lies shattered and smoldering.*
Person 1: Blue mage, this is my house, I KNOW what was behind it! I have a KEY!
Blue mage: But I did not know what was behind it. So I assumed that the door was an ill-concieved attempt on my life, and took the appropriate action under the circumstances. Its quite clear to see. Fool!
Person 1: I hate you.
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