MALLOWDOG 

CAMP FIRE MARSHMALLOWS ON A HOT DOG BUN.

WHEN YOUR DUMB-ASS FRIEND OR BROTHER DROPS ALL THE HOT DOGS IN THE FIRE AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ARE BUNS AND MARSHMALLOWS. THUS LEAVES YOU WITH A MALLOWDOG.

MALLOWDOG by TEDSKI69 February 28, 2013

mallowing 

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.

Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.

mallowing by demarze June 1, 2016

mallodon

seriously obese person lumbering around the mall. deriv. Mastodon

did yousee those mallodons coming out of the cake shop

mallodon by James Gurney August 2, 2007

mallologist 

Noun mall - ol - o - gist
Someone who is a connoisseur in the study of malls.
A person or machine who catalogs mall history.
A person or machine who studies mall history.

future generations will be able to scrutinizes the history of great malls thanks to the contribution of modern day mallologists.

mallologist by massiveExperiment June 15, 2021

mallology 

Noun mall - ol - o - goy
The study of the rise and fall of living and dead malls divided into many specialized fields including but not limited to:
food court , retail establishments, mid mall carts, mid food stands, amusement, arcades, movies, candy stores, vending machines, bathrooms

In mallology class we are studying the rise and fall of metro center mall.
The library at the Great Mall of America has a large mallology section.

mallology by massiveExperiment June 15, 2021