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malloria 

A sexually transmitted disease which results in the growth of genitals on ones face. This disease is not usually fatal unless it spreads to the throat or brain. It is named after mallory, the girl who showed the first case of it in 2008.
-note: not to be confused with malaria
Bob: Aww man i didnt use protectin last night with that random chick
Sam: Ahh shit man!!! You could have malloria!
Bob: Oh god no, please no no no.
malloria by LaCreishah February 10, 2009
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If you ever find you a mallori you will find out that she is a beautiful,young woman of God, her laugh will captivate you it will be one of the things you love about her, along with her kindness, beauty, and patience. Her hair with its redish brown glow will mesmerize you. Although she might be defined as "bad luck" she is the exact opposite of that I know from personal experience. If you have a mallori in your life you have a precious and talented woman there.
I love how mallori is humble.

Mallorca 

One of the most beautiful islands in the Mediterranean sea, it have a lot of beaches, nice women, mountains...

It pertains to the Balearic Islands and it's one of the most rich states of Spain.

The official languages are Spanish and Catalan.
Food it's so good and have a lot variety: panades, ensaimada, crespells, sobrassada, botifarrons, frit mallorqui, trempó...
-Hey dude! Where are you from?
-I'm from Mallorca?
-Where's that?
-It's an island in the Mediterranean Sea
Mallorca by MarkyV August 2, 2017
Mallori is the most beautiful creature in the world. She lights up a room and turns every head when she enters. She will make you fall in love at the drop of a hat and you'll never get over her. She is very loyal to her friends and family and tries to see the good in people.Mallori will always have your back. She is kind and passionate about the things she believes in. Mallori is super intelligent, she may even be the smartest person on the planet. Don't try to outwit her, you will lose. She is wise. Mallori is not one to be messed with. She will cut you to pieces with mere words or her quick Jackie Chan like fists. She will make you wish you had dug your own grave and buried yourself if you cross the line with her or someone she loves. she is extremely stubborn. Her stubbornness sometimes gets her into trouble, but its nothing her amazingly gorgeous smile and sparkling eyes cant get her out of. Mallori is a very confident girl but may be insecure about where she stands in all of her relationships. People often take her for granted and then kick themselves when she is gone. Because when she's gone, she's gone forever. Once you've had a Mallori, life will never be the same. You will always want more. She knows what she wants and she always gets it. She's weird and crazy and there is never a dull moment with her. Mallori has very neat handwriting and loves cats and dogs. She is also the funniest person anyone will ever meet. No one is funnier than a Mallori. Not even Jesus.
Hey, who is that creature? She's literally everything anyone could ever want. A perfect mixture of everything good in life.

Who that? That's a Mallori. Be careful, she will break your heart . She's perfection
Mallori by ILYKEBIGBUTTZZ November 16, 2017

Mallorie 

A beautiful Hippie chick, one often strong willed and capable, with a heart of determination, care for others and the propensity of true love. generally thinking of others first and the admiration of truth mixed with the fervor of life treasures, a socialite with Great abilities that don't go to waste and used for the upbringing of others and self. A Vivacious person that works best in carefree spirited nature environments.
y0 man-dude! check out that zookeeper thats feeding the Lions and Lioness, she such a mallorie! she let me feed them!

Yo Lady Dude, that girl that just walked into the party, i heard she is such a mallorie, she spent the last couple of days making food for this party and helped the host plan it.
Mallorie by Shinzou22 January 28, 2013

Mallorie 

A beautiful girl with nice eyes. Usually everyone loves a mallorie
Look at mallorie!
Mallorie by Kisses17 January 8, 2009

Malloritis 

A chronic debilitating condition caused by the abhorrent sight of the Pelvis Wave. Symptoms include seizures, clenched fists and out right disapproval. Once diagnosed the affliction is permanent. When one is not exposed to the Pelvis Wave for prolonged periods of time, intense cravings for the manuever are developed.
Stop it, George! Your interpretation of the Pelvis Wave will give me Malloritis!
Malloritis by CyborgTm July 3, 2007
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