Mallorca

One of the most beautiful islands in the Mediterranean sea, it have a lot of beaches, nice women, mountains...

It pertains to the Balearic Islands and it's one of the most rich states of Spain.

The official languages are Spanish and Catalan.
Food it's so good and have a lot variety: panades, ensaimada, crespells, sobrassada, botifarrons, frit mallorqui, trempó...

-Hey dude! Where are you from?
-I'm from Mallorca?
-Where's that?
-It's an island in the Mediterranean Sea

by MarkyV August 2, 2017

Mallorca

One of the most beautiful islands in the mediterranean sea. Typical for Mallorca is that women do not wear bikinis here.

- Hey dude, look at her! She doesnt have a bikini.
- Bro, we are on Mallorca. Thats normal.
- Yeah, I forgot

by Gringe37 August 28, 2021

mallorca

A person who spends all their time at the mall.
Usually in groups called pods.

"Hey look at all those MallOrcas hanging out near Forever 21"

by Parker79 November 16, 2016

Mallorbation

The act of Mallorbating, to Mallorbate.

Masturbation without the use of the hands. Using only ones eyes to receive pleasure from them self.

Guy #1- "Dood whats going on?"
Guy #2- "Dun worry about it"
Guy #1- "but you aren't using your hands!"
Guy #2- "I know ;) I'm mallorbating"

Only Mallory can do the act of mallorbation.

by TeahTeahBanana May 14, 2011

malloria

A sexually transmitted disease which results in the growth of genitals on ones face. This disease is not usually fatal unless it spreads to the throat or brain. It is named after mallory, the girl who showed the first case of it in 2008.
-note: not to be confused with malaria

Bob: Aww man i didnt use protectin last night with that random chick
Sam: Ahh shit man!!! You could have malloria!
Bob: Oh god no, please no no no.

by LaCreishah February 10, 2009

mallocation

not to be mistaken with mallocated. sometimes used to mean the actions of someone who seems to be talking about something pointless.

"Mason, stop this mallocation. It's getting all over the place!"

by economicsmaster April 10, 2008

mallocated

poorly situated; in a bad location

This hotel is seriously mallocated, its not near any tourist attractions!

by hannamaphone June 27, 2005