Malloritis

A chronic debilitating condition caused by the abhorrent sight of the Pelvis Wave. Symptoms include seizures, clenched fists and out right disapproval. Once diagnosed the affliction is permanent. When one is not exposed to the Pelvis Wave for prolonged periods of time, intense cravings for the manuever are developed.

Stop it, George! Your interpretation of the Pelvis Wave will give me Malloritis!

by CyborgTm July 3, 2007

Malloritis

A compulsive, addictive and sometimes fatal addiction to the species Mallory. Often accompanied by loss of sleep, loss of appetite, and an erection lasting longer than 6 hours.

Johnny: Shit, I haven't slept in days.

Sam: Dude, what happened?
Johnny: Man I caught Malloritis!

by shitzam February 3, 2010

Malloritis

This chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:

a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary

b) the enlargening of the forehead

c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair

d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.

(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.

DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!

The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!

by Ano-MALLY December 25, 2008

malloytis

An artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick.

"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."

"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."

by Doctorsnote November 16, 2016

Marloitis

An affliction that affects people who have not have their daily dose of Marlo. Can only be cured by excessive time with said person, or killing one self. If the affliction becomes to severe, one may experience lapses of insecurity, confusion, severe headaches, and Marlo cravings.

I feel bad for her, the time away from Marlo has given her Marloitis, it's sad seeing her fail so much.

by Sean Mcnamaran March 2, 2011

Milleritis

This is when u was unfortunately born into the miller family and catch the unfortunate deadly disease milleritis there is no known cure besides living at home your whole life living in a small village being poor and use old electronic devices and having no education the only way u can survive this is by playing video games owning bad YouTube channels working on old rust bucket trucks and collecting old tires

Andrew miller was born with milleritis and unfortunately is a reject and now lives in a junkyard

by Sand jungle July 2, 2022

Malloryism

1. adjective
wildly unreasonable, illogical, far out, lack common sense, inappropriate. or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false:
A Mallory explanation.
B stupid and unreasonable, or silly in a humorous way:
What an Mallory thing to say!

C Thesaurus: synonyms, antonyms, and examples: Stupid, Foolish, Silly, Crazy, Dumb, Controversial, conspiracy prone, interfering , dictatorial, autocratic, dogmatic etc.

D noun
The quality or condition of existing in a meaningless and irrational world.
A person who rules with total power and often in a cruel manner.

" I cant understand this Malloryism, is far more superior" -

by Mallory Bowser September 21, 2022