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Mallorbation 

The act of Mallorbating, to Mallorbate.

Masturbation without the use of the hands. Using only ones eyes to receive pleasure from them self.
Guy #1- "Dood whats going on?"
Guy #2- "Dun worry about it"
Guy #1- "but you aren't using your hands!"
Guy #2- "I know ;) I'm mallorbating"

Only Mallory can do the act of mallorbation.
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malurbationism 

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mallocation 

not to be mistaken with mallocated. sometimes used to mean the actions of someone who seems to be talking about something pointless.
"Mason, stop this mallocation. It's getting all over the place!"
mallocation by economicsmaster April 10, 2008
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