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A malloon is a hot,sexy,fun girl. She is usally amazing to be with and will always make you laugh. You can go to a malloon for anything. A malloon will always make u feel happy when your sad. She is one and a kind.

Girl: WHY IS EVERY BOY TALKING ABOUT A MALLOON?!
Boy: dude, you dont know what a malloon is? Malloon is hot as hell.

malloon by malloon world January 1, 2012

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Malcoon

a pimple headed freak who is attracted to skanks who work at red rooster

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Malcoon by Rolly April 2, 2003

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malloon • mallone • Mallion • Marloon • Malcoon • maleloon knot • malkoon • mallboni • Mallionaire • Mallion Stallion

mallone

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He's caring, sweet, compassionate, stunning, trustworthy, breathtaking, and the only guy that can completely sweep a girl off her feet.He has the greatest style of hair and also the cutest smile. The one boy on the planet that knows how to treat a girl right and keep her smiling twenty four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. He's perfect from head to toe and there's no combination of words that could actually express how incredible he is. I love you baby<3

a mallone is my boyfriend

mallone by the Mr perfect September 15, 2017

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mallone

a very used term in the zone of Oakland and the Bay Area. Mallone means a "very eclectic person that can discuss about a lot of arguments with great knowledge of them". Sometimes it's used also as "great expert in basket or rap music"

"You're talking like a mallone Today"
"He's the mallone of college basket here in Oakland"
"Nobody knows better than him about rap music: he's a mallone!"

mallone by alex23 January 2, 2006

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malolonne

It is a state of condition where you are hooked already into a drinking spree with your teammates that may lead
you to the hospital.

ex. 1 = Drink moderately or else you will be MALOLONNE.

ex. 2= "Maghinay-hinay sa inom lalo't sa E.A. kung ayaw mong MALOLONNE sa alak!

malolonne by Kuya Jay October 10, 2019

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maldoons

SGTS in the military who think they know it all, or are funny, but in actuality are only compensating for their own " short comings"

E-5 - E-7 mainly males are maldoons, rarely females, but some have known to be

maldoons by specialist/e-4 May 15, 2010

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mallone

A fine, fresh and tall person with a talent of both soccer and basketball.

this guy is a mallone

mallone by aleexaaaaaa November 25, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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