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A malloon is a hot,sexy,fun girl. She is usally amazing to be with and will always make you laugh. You can go to a malloon for anything. A malloon will always make u feel happy when your sad. She is one and a kind.
Girl: WHY IS EVERY BOY TALKING ABOUT A MALLOON?!
Boy: dude, you dont know what a malloon is? Malloon is hot as hell.
malloon by malloon world January 1, 2012
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a pimple headed freak who is attracted to skanks who work at red rooster
Malcoon by Rolly April 2, 2003
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The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He's caring, sweet, compassionate, stunning, trustworthy, breathtaking, and the only guy that can completely sweep a girl off her feet.He has the greatest style of hair and also the cutest smile. The one boy on the planet that knows how to treat a girl right and keep her smiling twenty four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. He's perfect from head to toe and there's no combination of words that could actually express how incredible he is. I love you baby<3
a mallone is my boyfriend
mallone by the Mr perfect September 15, 2017
a very used term in the zone of Oakland and the Bay Area. Mallone means a "very eclectic person that can discuss about a lot of arguments with great knowledge of them". Sometimes it's used also as "great expert in basket or rap music"
"You're talking like a mallone Today"
"He's the mallone of college basket here in Oakland"
"Nobody knows better than him about rap music: he's a mallone!"
mallone by alex23 January 2, 2006
It is a state of condition where you are hooked already into a drinking spree with your teammates that may lead
you to the hospital.
ex. 1 = Drink moderately or else you will be MALOLONNE.

ex. 2= "Maghinay-hinay sa inom lalo't sa E.A. kung ayaw mong MALOLONNE sa alak!
malolonne by Kuya Jay October 10, 2019

maldoons 

SGTS in the military who think they know it all, or are funny, but in actuality are only compensating for their own " short comings"
E-5 - E-7 mainly males are maldoons, rarely females, but some have known to be
maldoons by specialist/e-4 May 15, 2010
A fine, fresh and tall person with a talent of both soccer and basketball.
this guy is a mallone
mallone by aleexaaaaaa November 25, 2016
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