Malcoon

a pimple headed freak who is attracted to skanks who work at red rooster

Brendan mead

Malcoon by Rolly April 2, 2003

Perpetual Malcontent 

A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, joy, comradery. A tendency toward feeling bitter, scorn, spite, wrath, vengeful. See also killjoy and buzzkill.

A Perpetual Malcontent is one who complains about the quality of free food. A perpetual malcontent is critical of an event everyone else enjoyed.

Perpetual Malcontent by hwn85a5 March 27, 2009

Malcookage 

Preparing a meal poorly or generally lacking skill in the culinary arts.

Our courtship was ended by an egregious act of malcookage. Never before has chicken more closely resembled furniture.

Malcookage by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 5, 2011

malcontent 

Someone who is not content. Usually applied to someone who has either lost or is not happy with their lot. Malcontents tend to bitch and moan a lot about their current situation.

That loser is a total malcontent.

malcontent by DeadMan January 20, 2004

maldoons 

SGTS in the military who think they know it all, or are funny, but in actuality are only compensating for their own " short comings"

E-5 - E-7 mainly males are maldoons, rarely females, but some have known to be

maldoons by specialist/e-4 May 15, 2010

mancoon 

A mancoon is a wild beast, one half fat man and one half racoon. The mancoon live in the woods and only come out during night, usually during bon fires. If you see their glowing eyes in the woods make yourself apperant by making loud noise to scare the creature away. If in close quarters with one or a group hide all pizza and babes, offer the coon a beer in hopes it will pass by. They often attempt to steal pizza, beers, and babes. During mating season they often pass gas to get the best racoon or man nearby. However if their attempt to mate fails because the stench be so gnarly they often blame the neatest passerby.

Although common in North America, the wild mancoon became extinct in Mexico and the U.S. by the 17th century, but wild breeding populations have recently returned in some areas, particularly Michigan, following escapes from camp sites.

In Greek mythology mancoon's are particularly well known. Believed to be decendents from the Greek wanna-be God known as scum-seros the first living man known to have intercourse with a racoon.

When in a group they are refered to as a convention... ya know like a gay one... mancoons are also gay... seros is gay...

Hey bro that mancoon is about to steal our za.

Put a lid on the garbage can other wise the mancoon's will cause a rukus

"hey, get that mancoon, he stole our beeeer"

"hey did u fart" "no it must have been that mancoon..."

hey doesnt that mancoon know thats not a babe hes trying to fuck it's just our friend seros..

mancoon by BOBelectric eel March 6, 2008

Macoon 

A macoon is a swag word typically said in a high pitched voice, it can mean anything you want it to mean. It originates from the giant MACDONALDS built in Minecraft but due to the fact that Minecraft is all cubes it looked more like MACOON then MACDON so yeah macoon was born

Wow you hair is so macoon today!
My dad died today:( macoon

Macoon by Hotcumdaddy October 17, 2021