mallcow 

Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.

"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."

mallcow by Ian Yeung September 21, 2006

Mallcore Rebels

One of the greatest D.I.Y punk bands any one drunk man could create himself. Raw talent and cheap equipment, makes this band undeniably unforgettable. Songs range from such classics as Fuck Global Warming to the awe inspiring Know who you are. Check myspace to book this amazing band to play your city now!

Erick: Fuck man did you see mallcore rebels the other night?

Some other person: No

Mallcore Rebels by Mallcore_rebel April 20, 2009

MALLOWDOG 

CAMP FIRE MARSHMALLOWS ON A HOT DOG BUN.

WHEN YOUR DUMB-ASS FRIEND OR BROTHER DROPS ALL THE HOT DOGS IN THE FIRE AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ARE BUNS AND MARSHMALLOWS. THUS LEAVES YOU WITH A MALLOWDOG.

MALLOWDOG by TEDSKI69 February 28, 2013

mallowing 

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.

Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.

mallowing by demarze June 1, 2016

Mallcore 

A bastardized genre of music in which the distorted guitars and agressive vocals of hardcore and heavy metal are dumbed down musically and then packaged to be marketable to angst-ridden teens. The name is derived from the "-core" system often used to name metal and punk varients such as hardcore, metalcore and emocore, and is so named because it targets your standard mall-going teens rather than real music enthusiasts, who nearly unanimously dismiss it as garbage. It can be characterized by chugging riffs based around basic (and often no) progression, and angsty yelled or rapped vocals. The lyrical content often complains about the unfairness of teenage situation, parents, school, or in rare cases politics. There is very little place for any musical innovation, and electronic effects and samples have taken the place of guitar solos and the like in 90% of the genre's bands.

"fuck...In Flames turned into total mallcore"

Mallcore by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Mallcore 

A modern form of music, influenced, but wholly separate from Heavy Metal that incorporates rap, funk, simplified song structures, and subject matter geared towards the teens and youth of America. Topics often include alienation, parental abuse, and "the pain inside." Watch for simple rhyme patterns and a general lack of innovation. The oversaturation of the market with mallcore in analogous to the takeover of glam rock in the late 80s and early 90s as record companies scrambled to make a quick profit. The roots of mallcore go back to Anthrax's "I'm the Man" as well as Faith No More's "Epic." These visible hits which fused metal and rap inadvertently caused a tidal wave. Bands such as Korn and such spinoffs soon began to take over the market with detuned and substandard products. As the style of music overtook a naive fanbase, many bands, formerly true to heavy metal, began to lean towards mallcore tendencies. These bands, such as Metallica, In Flames, and others made their sound more accessible by simplifying their work and adding aspects of electronica, whispered vocals, simple chugging riffs, and taking focus off of lead guitars. This style of music as of late has been decreasing in popularity, as record companies have opted to move on to other styles of music. Most likely the style will experience a revival in the next decade as bands realize they have no money, having spent it in their prime. Revival tours and reunions will be common, and the pain of the past will be experienced once again.

The new In Flames album will definitely be mallcore.

Mallcore by Lord Worm August 16, 2003

Mallcore Kids 

A little bitch who enjoys packaged rebellion and dressing like a faggot. Soon to be anhillated by legions of Metal Heads, Manowar Fans, Drunken Rednecks, and Stoner Gangs.

It seems like that Manowar fan is running at those Mallcore kids with a battle axe screaming like a horny speed fiend.

Mallcore Kids by Dog of War May 13, 2005