Year's ago as a lawyer, I would have to file legal briefs with the court responding to the argument being made by my opponent in his/her pleading or brief. So often, I just want to say this or that argument was just plain bullshit. Of course I could not without risking suffering the ire of a judge. So, I came up with Malcowfeces which is Male Cow Feces, better known as BULLSHIT. Used it several times over the years and never got called out.
I object. Your honor, for my distinguished colleague to say that my client was inebriated at the time he walked naked into the bar full of Nuns is pure malecowfeces.
by Word E Smith March 15, 2022
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