malff

The point at which a man’s testes are pinched to form that of a horseshoe whilst wearing man-panties.

Did you see Nathan's malff? Yes, his underpants are way too tight.

by Big Tyma June 15, 2011

Draco Malfoy

A popular member of the Slytherin house. Often threatens to tell his father about things that he doesn't like at Hogwarts.

"Just wait 'til my father hears about this."- Draco MAlfoy

by poopooy October 3, 2012

malfactice

The charge or accusation of the practice of; knowingnly or (though rarely) unknowingly giving a bad definition or fact as related to a many things. Commonly, the charge is levied on a person who runs their mouth to impress, sound smart, or be part of a conversation they know nothing about.

Because of his ramblings on about everything, he was charged with malfactice by his co-workers.

by glamrocker October 26, 2010

DRACO MALFOY

NOT A VILLIAN.

DRACO MALFOY ISNT A GODDAMN VILLIAN GET THAT THOUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

by MALFOYDRACO80 May 27, 2017

Malfoy

The amazing bouncing ferret

" When my father hears about this!"

"Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret"

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle April 23, 2018

butthole malfunction

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

Remote Malfunction

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.

by Julesheart April 19, 2023