maff

Urban Arithmetic

I ain't doing too good in maff class.

by Pewgone Maypops August 21, 2016

maff

A verb that can mean absolutely anything
Can be easily mistaken for sexual innuendo.
Can be widely used as a sustitute for fuck.
Derived from MAF.

See also: MAF, maffing, maffed, maffs

1. "You just totally maffed up my hair, Sally!"
2. "I want to maff that CD"
3. "I could just maffing maff you up that maffing wall right now"
4. "I maffed paint all over your face"

etc.

by SID the goose October 4, 2007

Maff

Faggot

Maff Is a straight fucking faggot

by Amanda is wrong November 14, 2021

Maff

the shortest way to say "mother fucker"

"roc-pile up in this maff" -jroc (trailer park boys)

by anonymous May 7, 2025

the maff

The maff is a term coming from Britain about children who think they are gangsters.

Dave: Oy fam is the maff out tonight
Toby:yeah fella today we are going to egg some houses.

by Lewis Bridson November 18, 2017

Peter Maffay

A famous german singer.
Often (at least in Germany) used to strengthen a negative statement.
Mostly used in online gaming.

Me: I'm lagging like Peter again.
Other Radom Guy: Like Peter Maffay?

by fishkiller2406 June 25, 2016

quick maffs

A form of mathematics used by Roadmap Shaq to express how quick he can preform "maffs"

Roadman Shaq: 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs

by That_good_whyte_privilge November 12, 2017