maff 

Urban Arithmetic

I ain't doing too good in maff class.

maff by Pewgone Maypops August 21, 2016

maff 

A verb that can mean absolutely anything
Can be easily mistaken for sexual innuendo.
Can be widely used as a sustitute for fuck.
Derived from MAF.

See also: MAF, maffing, maffed, maffs

1. "You just totally maffed up my hair, Sally!"
2. "I want to maff that CD"
3. "I could just maffing maff you up that maffing wall right now"
4. "I maffed paint all over your face"

etc.

maff by SID the goose October 4, 2007

Maff 

Faggot

Maff Is a straight fucking faggot

Maff by Amanda is wrong November 14, 2021

Maff 

the shortest way to say "mother fucker"

"roc-pile up in this maff" -jroc (trailer park boys)

Maff by anonymous May 7, 2025

the maff 

The maff is a term coming from Britain about children who think they are gangsters.

Dave: Oy fam is the maff out tonight
Toby:yeah fella today we are going to egg some houses.

the maff by Lewis Bridson November 18, 2017

Peter Maffay 

A famous german singer.
Often (at least in Germany) used to strengthen a negative statement.
Mostly used in online gaming.

Me: I'm lagging like Peter again.
Other Radom Guy: Like Peter Maffay?

Peter Maffay by fishkiller2406 June 25, 2016

quick maffs 

A form of mathematics used by Roadmap Shaq to express how quick he can preform "maffs"

Roadman Shaq: 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs

quick maffs by That_good_whyte_privilge November 12, 2017