Maffle 

To confuse or mumble your words.

He's an Assassin of a wordsmith:) Maffle in solitude though:)

Maffle by Magilymaffle January 30, 2010

Maffle 

A word to describe massive waffle. Needed when someone says so much shit your mind is blown

That explanation was nothing but maffle.

She had been talking for hours. How could one person spew so much maffle....

I was feeling as high as a giraffe until you dropped that maffle bomb. It destroyed the dam and the giraffe drowned in the maffle

Maffle by Richael October 23, 2012

Maffle 

Scouse guys who save cum from multiple guys in a mayonnaise tub they got from the fried chicken shop. Leave it in there for a week and use as a spread on toast.

Hey mate why does you breath smell like cum.... calm down calm down I had me a maffle toastie

Maffle by Bizbone81 September 2, 2019

i'maffle

verb. The act of thinking of or actually venturing out to the closest Waffle House after a heavy night of drinking....Also means heavy drinking that may or may not end in a Waffle House awaiting slow waffle service and runaway chases....Not to be confused with imaffling, which is simply heavy drinking or complete fuckedupedness inside the mind due to heavy drinking or drug use.

We will i'maffle after the next round of Jagerbombs! This town is fucking worthless because there is nowhere for me to i'maffle.

i'maffle by straight outta locash June 2, 2010

Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

muffler monkey 

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.

The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.

muffler monkey by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007

Muffler man 

Single mafia.

"Oh my god. Are you the muffler man?"

Muffler man by Muffler man January 24, 2019