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Malf by jimmyjack1234 June 8, 2013
malf
An angry expression, taken from the name of a fiery re amlf beast. Not only used for battletech novels but for everyday life. Sometimes used instead of the 'f' word
What the malf is that malfing chav doing there?
Malf off you malfing malf!
What the malf?!
You malf, what did you go and do that up for? you totally malfed it up.
Malf off you malfing malf!
What the malf?!
You malf, what did you go and do that up for? you totally malfed it up.
malf by the_dark_side_of_elmo May 3, 2006
Malf of Doom
A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.
I am Malf of Doom!
Don't you want to eat?
No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!
Don't you want to eat?
No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!
Malf of Doom by bob May 2, 2005
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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