malchow

An extremely repulsive human being...

That guy is a malchow

by unknown March 9, 2004

Manchowder

Derogatory shorthand for the English Premiere League football/soccer club, Manchester United F.C. Also referred by the full name of "Manchowder United".

The term "manchowder" is derived from slang for the male ejaculate.

Did you see Manchowder choke to Barcelona in the Champions League final last night? 10-year-old boys must by crying all over the world.

by swagv May 31, 2009

manchowder

1) The semenal ejaculate out of the male human penis, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. Said to have it's taste affected by the male's diet.

Stan, your manchowder is tasting a little too much like garlic.

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

machowhai

a cantonese swear word which means
-your mother's smelly pussy

can be used in almost every sentence, especially by "lala chais"

machowhai! wat the F* are u doing!

by WiLLy88 August 8, 2006

manchowder

the salty discharge from the penis. Some women make necklasses out of it

he splurged his manchowder on her face

by stever April 29, 2003

malchortle

To laugh or chuckle in vexation.

From a prose adaptation of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross:

"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.

"Fine. You mean the board...? How am I doing on the board?"

"Okay," Ricky said with a helpless gesture. "The board."

George gave a little malchortle. "I'm fucked on the board!"

by Worgus June 26, 2008

manchowder

sperm, baby batter, love juice, man mayo

he splashed his manchowder on her face when he climaxed

by g March 4, 2004