Malchowing

The art of simply vanishing from your place of emploment without informing a soul where you're going or what you're doing.

"Hey where did Josh go?"

"He must be Malchowing again."

by The Grand master Funk October 23, 2012

mallowing

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.

Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.

by demarze June 1, 2016

machoking

This is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.

Machoking is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.

by kellekion February 5, 2014

machwing

The humanoid representation of the three-bladed shaving apparatus manufactured by Gillette.

The new Machwing has anti-friction coating, to ensure a much smoother shave with even less stubble.

by Not machwing June 7, 2003