Jo*Nathan's definitions

Earthing

The art of burying ones genitalia in the earth for cleansing and rejuvenation. Created by Daniel Musgrave of Portland, Oregon in the spring of 2014.

Can you believe Phil impregnated Valerie twice in the same week? I heard he goes earthing every week!

by Jo*Nathan March 1, 2015

Maladetz

Southwestern Russian term for an imbisol of sorts. Usually a male with a "burnt" brain originating from a region bordering Russia.

"There goes Vladimir with the goats again....you know his father was a real Maladetz"

by Jo*Nathan January 2, 2026