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Not good. Effortless.
Does the joke come in another package? Malardo.
malardo by Mopolo January 24, 2020
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Maladroit 

Pronunciation: "ma-l&-'droit
Function: adjective
(lacking adroitness)
A lack in skill, cleverness, or resourcefulness in handling situations.
Jay and Bobby know how to handle many situations, but their friend, Sean, seems to be a maladroit.
Maladroit by Mike Erickson May 20, 2005

malarious 

(Ma-lar-i|ous) Derived from the words "malaria" and "hilarious" < Something Grim yet hilariously funny; pertaining to a bizzaro, madcap humor (Looney Tunes) but also something Grim or Evil (Grim & Evil). Mostly used in a positive fashion.
Invader Zim was unfortunately cancelled, despite the fact that it was outrageously malarious.
malarious by Matthew Ebisu May 11, 2007

Having a Milardo 

One is said to be "having a Milardo" when one who is usually very mild mannered totally flips out at or in front of his co-workers. This tantrum will have every other word being "Fuck" or "Fucking" or "What the Fuck", and while attempting to remain "blameless" wants to put the screws to whomever has got his dander up in such a way. Formerly referred to as having a "Mauriello".
"Holy Shit! I thought it was going to come to fistacuffs when Joe was having a Milardo at Andrew the other day. He totally lost his mind and went completely berzerk!"

Maladroit 

1. One who is prone to an epic failure(see epic fail).

2. Designating an individual or group of individuals who feebly attempt to use christian and/or religious rationale in supporting and/or promoting a personally-held socialistic worldview.

3. One who retains a distinct inability to learn from one's mistake or failures.

4. A character or individual which is characterized by an inability to think for one's self or make decisions apart from general consensus.

5. One who is detestably ignorant. A fool. A Blockhead. A Dufus. "Full of hot air."

6. An individual who begins his arguments against racial segregation by slandering another race or stereotyping another race and/or perhaps his or her own race. In essence, one whose parade against racial hatred is founded upon promotion of their own race and the demoralizing of another.
"Did you see his speech? What a maladroit!"

"Upon expressing his clearly uneducated/ignorant views, it was agreed by many that he was a maladroit."

"If knowledge is power, then weakness must be synonymous with 'maladroit.'"
Maladroit by airforcejim1 April 16, 2009

Maladroit 

The name of weezer's 2000 CD, featuring hits such as "Dope Nose" and "Keep Fishin'", which featured the muppets in it's music video. Was the first video to have band member Scott Shriner. Has sold 583,000 copies, and went to #3 on the Billboard 200, and went gold very quickly. The song, "Dope Nose" was written on the same night as Hash Pipe, yet was left untouched until Maladroit. Usually recieved 4 to 5 stars.
Guy A"In my opinion, Maladroit is my favorite album"
Guy B"Hell no! Pinkerton can beat out Maladroit any day of the week!"
Guy A"They are both awesome, agreed?"
Guy B"Agreed."
Maladroit by Philip George September 20, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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