Malarda

a festy,slutty person. originatiing in albury-wodonga region of australia.

"he had sex on the causeway bike path? what a festy malarda!"
"dont touch me you malarda!"

Malarda by bobjames24 October 15, 2006

Maladaptive Daydreaming 

A term used to describe some or all of the following symptoms:

- Excessive daydreaming, to the point where one cannot, or has difficulties with, functioning properly in real life

- Purposeful removal of oneself from situations that interrupt, prevent or otherwise disrupt daydreaming

- Creation of various storylines within daydreams, usually filling the holes in one’s own life (arousal, feeling of purpose, heroism, a social life, etc.)

- Tiredness (often caused by preventing oneself from sleeping so there is more time to daydream)

- Inability, or hindered ability, to maintain focus on real life scenarios in favor of daydreaming

Maladaptive Daydreaming is often associated with other, official terms, such as depression, ADHD, PTSD, schizophrenia and more.

There is no prescription to take in order to solve maladaptive daydreaming. The best solution is to seek professional therapy. Therapy isn’t as scary as it sounds; they ask what the problem is, and then work with you to develop a solution. They will never judge you, and have several degrees on how to deal with these kinds of situations. If therapy is not an option, alternative solutions would be to create a vent for your ideas and desires to flow into (keeping a journal, sharing ideas with friends, achieving real life goals, etc.).

If you searched this because you think you have maladaptive daydreaming, please don’t ignore it. It can ruin your life.

“I think I have maladaptive daydreaming....”

Maladaptive Daydreaming by raind0ve May 10, 2018

Maladaptive Daydreaming 

Maladaptive Daydreaming is a medical condition in which a person will obsessively and uncontrollable daydream, this can be triggered from music, stories or nothing.
These Daydreams usually include: an idealised self, violence, rescue, capture, arousal, trauma, etc.
Most Maladaptive Daydreamer's have multiple worlds in there head, but all know that they aren't real.

''What is he doing?''
''Just Maladaptive Daydreaming.''

Maladaptive Daydreaming by Mohatu the Nightfury August 20, 2017

maladaptive daydreamer

One who daydreams aloud. The body forgets to differentiate between reality and the illusion.
Talking, laughing, pacing, etc are often apart of the actions the body takes on to act out the daydream. Unlike Schizophrenia, a Maladaptive Daydreamer knows that it is only a daydream and can often control when they have them.

She paces in her room talking and laughing even though she's completely alone. She must be a Maladaptive Daydreamer.

maladaptive daydreamer by CaveMoss November 4, 2014

Malaria 

Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito

Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases

Malaria is trash

Malaria by blah_blah-blah_ May 30, 2020

Malanda 

A small town located in QLD near Atherton.
It is full of people that cannot drive, Pot smokers and feral schoolchildren of all shapes and sizes pissing about outside the local cafe.

Atherton Malanda

Malanda by Wad67 January 9, 2012

Malarva 

Anything bad, rubbish, annoying , rotten, stupid, etc

The customer would not stop speaking pure unadulterated Malarva in my ear

Malarva by big bell ormo December 5, 2013