malabator

One who reads wikipedia all the time and cant control the excitement, so he/she masturbates while he/she thinks their roommates are asleep.

Man I could not sleep at all last night, that freakin malabator kept me up.

by Cadet A April 02, 2007

MALAB

A Suburban squad in MN. All they do is scream Hopkins and take shots at inner city people.

"Bru did you here about MALAB"
"Yeah Dawg Abas spit bars on their tracks."
"And that lil nigga Mahad"
"He gonna get shot"

by Oakdale February 05, 2014