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One who reads wikipedia all the time and cant control the excitement, so he/she masturbates while he/she thinks their roommates are asleep.
Man I could not sleep at all last night, that freakin malabator kept me up.
malabator by Cadet A April 8, 2007
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syro-malabar 

Syro-Malabar Catholics are heavily latinized Oriental Catholics from Kerala, India who consider themselves to be "Roman Catholic". They are the Indian diocese of the Church of the East (East Syriac Rite) that came in full communion with the Holy See of Rome in the 16th century. Syro-Malabarians employ the Liturgy of Ss. Addai and Mari. There are dioceses outside India, such as Chicago (USA), Melbourne (Australia), Great Britain, and Mississauga (Canada). They are primarily of the Malayali ethnic group and speak Malayalam. Although there are a minority of Tamils, Telugus, and North Indians from the various eparchies in Tamil Nadu, Telangana, Karnataka, and northern & western India. Syro-Malabarians share the East Syriac liturgy with the Chaldean Catholics, Oriental Catholics from Iraq.
Bob: Is John a Latin Rite Catholic?

Alex: No, he's a Syro-Malabar Catholic from the Diocese of Chicago.

Maligator 

A bad ass dog from Belgium used by the Police and Governments around the world for detection of drugs and explosives as well as tracking and protection.
Don't get close to a Maligator. They will bite your face off.
Maligator by Maligator Man October 24, 2016
He was like Matanator lifting the bricks
Matanator by Matanator August 18, 2011

macubator 

An overly zealous fan of anything Apple.
I thought the macubator was going to cum in his pants when he finally got to the counter to pay for his iPhone.
macubator by stonegatherer November 18, 2007

mastabatorium 

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.
The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

Malianators

Malianators are the fandom based off of the famous tiktoker “Malia”. Aka the funny Aquarius of tiktok.
Malianators are so funny
Malianators by Meow!<3 February 10, 2021
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