Mazdabator

Australian male who owned a Mazda rotary in his younger years and is too tight/ pussywhipped to follow his heart.

We were at a fuel station and he started to cry when a young guy pulls up in his mint RX2 with a fresh bridgeport.... what a mazdabator!!!!

by Jaxonking September 16, 2022

mazdabator

A middle aged man that is stuck in the past with the thought of again buying a Mazda rotary powered car, but it will never happen

My uncle always is such a mazdabator always looking for another old Mazda even though he has 3 kids and no time on his hands.

by Jaxonking September 18, 2022

mastabatorium

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.

The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010

Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.

1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!

by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008

malabator

One who reads wikipedia all the time and cant control the excitement, so he/she masturbates while he/she thinks their roommates are asleep.

Man I could not sleep at all last night, that freakin malabator kept me up.

by Cadet A April 8, 2007

Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009