macubator

An overly zealous fan of anything Apple.

I thought the macubator was going to cum in his pants when he finally got to the counter to pay for his iPhone.

by stonegatherer November 18, 2007

maturbatory literature

Literature that can be used to excite ones fantasies. Also called literotica or erotica for short. Usually pertains to things considered taboo in today's world.

I seen a story about father daughter sex in Jacobs room. He must be into maturbatory literature.

by ToxicAgate September 10, 2015

Mastubatorium

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.

Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"

by AxelPee April 21, 2008

malabator

One who reads wikipedia all the time and cant control the excitement, so he/she masturbates while he/she thinks their roommates are asleep.

Man I could not sleep at all last night, that freakin malabator kept me up.

by Cadet A April 8, 2007

mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008