macubator
I thought the macubator was going to cum in his pants when he finally got to the counter to pay for his iPhone.
macubator by stonegatherer November 18, 2007
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maturbatory literature
Literature that can be used to excite ones fantasies. Also called literotica or erotica for short. Usually pertains to things considered taboo in today's world.
maturbatory literature by ToxicAgate September 10, 2015
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Mastubatorium
An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.
Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"
Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
Mastubatorium by AxelPee April 21, 2008
mastubatory miscalculation
Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
mastubatory miscalculation by vinny125125 September 9, 2010
Darth Vader Mastubator
An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.
Darth Vader Mastubator by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.