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Maligator 

Half man, Half alligator, all fury!

Used to describe a really pissed of person. Bared teeth, foaming at mouth, general participant in a college cat fight.
Damn, that bitch turned into a maligator when she got drunk!

Aligator arm 

To pretent to want to pay the check at a restaurant or bar, insincerely. He "Aligator armed" the check. Example is to reach out, but only so slightly to try to get the check but have it taken away by someone else at the table that will pay.
He "Aligator armed" the check. Example is to reach out, but only so slightly to try to get the check but have it taken away by someone else at the table that will pay.
Aligator arm by Steve Nicely July 19, 2010

malignorance

During the negotiation, my counterpart was acting mean, but was obviously ignorant of the issues. He was acting with malignorance.
malignorance by mojoroum April 28, 2008

Malligator 

A sloppy drunk girl who will stop at nothing to get in your pants. Usually so drunk that you will not want her in your pants. A Malligator lives on a steady diet of whisky and 99 cent tacos.
Watch out, man. There's a Malligator over in that corner
Malligator by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011

big lipped aligator moment 

named after the random musical number sung by a big lipped aligator at the end of the movie. a scene that comes right out the fuck of nowhere and has no bearing on the plot,
1. the comodo dragon in fernguly
2. the crocodile from all dogs go to heaven (after which the big lipped aligator moment is named)
3. the pink elephants from dumbo
4. the fucked up tunnel from willy wonka

Maloinator 

1) A teacher who beleives they are still a student
2) A person who does not understand the boundaries between being a teacher, and being a student.
The Maloinator crashed prom after party
Maloinator by Wizard123 May 12, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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