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The spiciest mofo in the village, generally from Central America. Incapable of conforming or learning to drive.

"Hey have you seen maiche?"
"Yeh... he's down by the beach with Paco"
"Ow ffs that boy and his god dam donkey"

Pronounced: mái-ache
"Is it a bird?..Is it a plane?... "
"No hommes its a guy in a poncho riding a donkey"

Lyrics: Señor Maiche, Maiche, Maiche, Señor, Señor, Señor Maiche, Señor Maiche, Maiche, Maiche, Señor, Señor, Señor Maiche.

Anthem: I want my baby Maiche, baby Maiche, baby Maiche, baaaaaaby, baby Maiche ribs.
maiche by mexican government January 6, 2014
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Maiche Kazar 

Maiche Kazar in it's literal translation means "Mother's wedding". It is a popular term of expressing sudden emotional burst, may it be of suprise, anger or happiness.

Maiche Kazar also is the most popular meme page in Goa. It is loved and adored by Goans and is said to be the best place to find Goan content. Legends say that if you can't swallow, you shouldn't follow this page.
Tujya Maiche Kazar!

Maiche Kazar!
Maiche Kazar by enerzy November 22, 2021
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