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The spiciest mofo in the village, generally from Central America. Incapable of conforming or learning to drive.

"Hey have you seen maiche?"
"Yeh... he's down by the beach with Paco"
"Ow ffs that boy and his god dam donkey"

Pronounced: mái-ache
"Is it a bird?..Is it a plane?... "
"No hommes its a guy in a poncho riding a donkey"

Lyrics: Señor Maiche, Maiche, Maiche, Señor, Señor, Señor Maiche, Señor Maiche, Maiche, Maiche, Señor, Señor, Señor Maiche.

Anthem: I want my baby Maiche, baby Maiche, baby Maiche, baaaaaaby, baby Maiche ribs.
maiche by mexican government January 6, 2014
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Maiche Kazar 

Maiche Kazar in it's literal translation means "Mother's wedding". It is a popular term of expressing sudden emotional burst, may it be of suprise, anger or happiness.

Maiche Kazar also is the most popular meme page in Goa. It is loved and adored by Goans and is said to be the best place to find Goan content. Legends say that if you can't swallow, you shouldn't follow this page.
Tujya Maiche Kazar!

Maiche Kazar!
Maiche Kazar by enerzy November 22, 2021

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

madchester 

Name given to the baggy music 'scene' in Manchester during the late 80s-early 90s. Included bands such as Happy Mondays, The Stone Roses, The Charlatans, Northside. Occasionally some cockney twats like Flowered Up are included under this term. But they shouldn't.
I'm a big geek and I call the music I listen to Madchester!
madchester by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.
Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!
machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

No manches

Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”
Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
No manches by oglilmexico January 22, 2020