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A highly evolved, sexy, intelligent hipster. A woman who isn't afraid to be naked to the world, literally and figuratively. A Maiada possesses an easy-going down-to-earth attitude and a great set of breasts. She also has a great sense of humor and favors sarcasm and dark humor. A Maiada is also very reliable and for the most part, will do what she says. She is a great listener and gives appropriate feedback and advice. Maiadas are also known to be low-maintenance. She would rather give than receive, unless you're talking about oral sex. She will usually be physically fit and prefers organic food over anything that is packaged.
Also, known to hang out in nature and enjoy mind-altering music and substances.
"Hey, let's get Maiada'd out and take a nature walk."

"Is that Maiada over there skinny-dipping?"
Maiada by Pasha January 27, 2013
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Maidan character 

A pale, usually white haired woobie bishonen character who is (or at least pretends to be) very innocent and soft-spoken.
They are usually the youngest members of the group and serve as the heart, if they arent the youngest or are in a darker setting, they sometimes are (or pretend to be) dominant and manipulative and serve as the head instead, or both.
A: "I just started playing this game called Omori, Basil is such a Maidan character!"
B: "Nah, the real Maidan character is definitely Fushi from To Your Eternity."
Maidan character by The Popcat November 5, 2022
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Maladaptive Daydreaming 

A term used to describe some or all of the following symptoms:

- Excessive daydreaming, to the point where one cannot, or has difficulties with, functioning properly in real life

- Purposeful removal of oneself from situations that interrupt, prevent or otherwise disrupt daydreaming

- Creation of various storylines within daydreams, usually filling the holes in one’s own life (arousal, feeling of purpose, heroism, a social life, etc.)

- Tiredness (often caused by preventing oneself from sleeping so there is more time to daydream)

- Inability, or hindered ability, to maintain focus on real life scenarios in favor of daydreaming

Maladaptive Daydreaming is often associated with other, official terms, such as depression, ADHD, PTSD, schizophrenia and more.

There is no prescription to take in order to solve maladaptive daydreaming. The best solution is to seek professional therapy. Therapy isn’t as scary as it sounds; they ask what the problem is, and then work with you to develop a solution. They will never judge you, and have several degrees on how to deal with these kinds of situations. If therapy is not an option, alternative solutions would be to create a vent for your ideas and desires to flow into (keeping a journal, sharing ideas with friends, achieving real life goals, etc.).

If you searched this because you think you have maladaptive daydreaming, please don’t ignore it. It can ruin your life.
“I think I have maladaptive daydreaming....”
Maida is the coolest person you will ever meet, she is sweet caring and the baddest bitch of all time. Maida is the type of person who would beat anybody up for their friends . If u have a friend called maida make sure u don’t lose them cause they will always be by ur side
Yo Maida isa amazing
Maida by Hahabtn February 21, 2020

mamadawg 

sweet and motherly but a growling bitch when necessary.
Don't fuck with mamadawg.

She's a bitch but she is straight on and square business.
mamadawg by katlusty April 14, 2008
a very sweet and kind lady. she is very nice and respectful and she is definitely a chabe. she is one of a kind and definitely worth your time. go get yourself a mayada cause you need it. she is very beautiful and has cool sidras.
person 1: " did you see that pretty woman over there"
person 2: " yea she was a great mayada"
mayada by coolchabe July 7, 2018

Maladaptive Daydreaming 

Maladaptive Daydreaming is a medical condition in which a person will obsessively and uncontrollable daydream, this can be triggered from music, stories or nothing.
These Daydreams usually include: an idealised self, violence, rescue, capture, arousal, trauma, etc.
Most Maladaptive Daydreamer's have multiple worlds in there head, but all know that they aren't real.
''What is he doing?''
''Just Maladaptive Daydreaming.''
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