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Callum Machan
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Malibu Manhandler
A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.
Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.
Malibu Manhandler by The Big Bag May 24, 2009
Manhandle
Manhandle by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019
Mahani
Being extremely intelligent