macwait

When you're waiting for your shift to end so that you can get some McDonalds.

Steve: Man, I'm so hungry. When will this macwait end?!

by SneezingRabbit March 30, 2015

Sh'madwait

Pronounced: SHIH-MAHD-WEIGH-ET

Scottish hungover Dialect.

Past Tense for being drunk. The reason you miss your train to london, woke up with a wrecked house, unicycled in a golfcourse, tried to attempt that table thing that matilda does in the film 'Matilda', made a Catapult, and woke up feeling like you just ate a handfull of roofies and adopted the life of a victim from 'CSI: Special Victims Unit'.

See: Mad Wae It, MWI or Madwaeit.

Joe: "Here why the fuck did we make boxing gloves out of the empty bud cans on the table and have a boxing match with them?"
Josh: "....Sh'madwait."

by miski April 24, 2011

Macbait

To say something derogatory about Macintosh, and then sit back and laugh while the Apple fanboys jump to the defense of their beloved company and regurgitate the same mindless drivel and bandwagon propaganda every. single. time.

If you are wanting to enjoy a good flame war, Macbait the comments.

by Dylank July 11, 2013

Manwaiting

When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.

I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Colin Macwalter

When you’re 19 and want a taste of 16 year old girls.

Colin Macwalter loves to invite 16 year old girls over to the dorm!

by ah baka March 4, 2025