Macbait

To say something derogatory about Macintosh, and then sit back and laugh while the Apple fanboys jump to the defense of their beloved company and regurgitate the same mindless drivel and bandwagon propaganda every. single. time.

If you are wanting to enjoy a good flame war, Macbait the comments.

Macbait by Dylank July 11, 2013

McBait 

When your luck goes against all odds and you spot the hottest girl working at a McDonalds within the vast sea of unwantedness.

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that LG over there."
Guy 2: "Holy shit, she keeps that body while eating here!"
*girl walks into kitchen*
Guy 2: "HOLY SHIT SHE WORKS HERE!"
Guy 1: "THAT'S IT, I'M ORDERING A McBAIT!"

McBait by tarofsis March 31, 2008

Mancbait 

One who baits the Manc. Usually a Mancbait will be soft, supple, bendy, and irrationally fear pictures of the Manc.

Ole mancbait got a 29.5 just for lookin' like he do.

Mancbait by okape40 August 23, 2011

macbitch 

The name the audience chants at the end of a Macbeth play. Just as Macduff tells him that he was born a c-section. Another example of how badly he was pussywhipped.

Macbeth: "Thou losest labour:
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."

macbitch by GritsNGravy October 21, 2007

macwait

When you're waiting for your shift to end so that you can get some McDonalds.

Steve: Man, I'm so hungry. When will this macwait end?!

macwait by SneezingRabbit March 30, 2015

MacBitch 

Mac meaning "son of" in irish

Bitch meaning bitch

SON OF A BITCH

Donald is such a macbitch.

MacBitch by irishdonald October 7, 2010

Macbastard 

This is the ultimate insult to say to a person.
If you use this in an argument the other person has absolutly no comeback.

Man 1: "haha you smoke serious flshpipe"
Man 2: "you are a MACBASTARD"
Man 1: "...."

Macbastard by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008