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When your luck goes against all odds and you spot the hottest girl working at a McDonalds within the vast sea of unwantedness.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that LG over there."
Guy 2: "Holy shit, she keeps that body while eating here!"
*girl walks into kitchen*
Guy 2: "HOLY SHIT SHE WORKS HERE!"
Guy 1: "THAT'S IT, I'M ORDERING A McBAIT!"
McBait by tarofsis March 31, 2008
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Mancbait 

One who baits the Manc. Usually a Mancbait will be soft, supple, bendy, and irrationally fear pictures of the Manc.
Ole mancbait got a 29.5 just for lookin' like he do.
Mancbait by okape40 August 23, 2011

macbitch 

The name the audience chants at the end of a Macbeth play. Just as Macduff tells him that he was born a c-section. Another example of how badly he was pussywhipped.
Macbeth: "Thou losest labour:
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."
macbitch by GritsNGravy October 21, 2007
When you're waiting for your shift to end so that you can get some McDonalds.
Steve: Man, I'm so hungry. When will this macwait end?!
macwait by SneezingRabbit March 30, 2015

MacBitch 

Mac meaning "son of" in irish

Bitch meaning bitch

SON OF A BITCH
Donald is such a macbitch.
MacBitch by irishdonald October 7, 2010

Macbastard 

This is the ultimate insult to say to a person.
If you use this in an argument the other person has absolutly no comeback.
Man 1: "haha you smoke serious flshpipe"
Man 2: "you are a MACBASTARD"
Man 1: "...."
Macbastard by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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