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A gorgeous, hilarious, intelligent girl who will always brighten up your day. She can be quite witty and may sometimes come across as rude if you don't know her properly, but once you do it's hard not to love her. She is an amazing friend and is always there to listen whenever you need her.

Usually blonde and quite small, with an amazing figure x
Guy: I really need a good friends at the moment

Girl: go and talk to Matilda she'll help you
by x.elise3 July 23, 2018
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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if Matilda has the force power to move things, surely she should should be able to force choke her principal
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by OfficialGrapeStudios March 20, 2016
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An individual beholding the name 'Matilda' is an extremely talented, intelligent and unique female. She's got a great sense of humour and can brighten anyone's day with her optimistic attitude. She's great in bed, even outside the bed. Not to mention she's quiet, yet mysterious while being incredibly hot and sexy. All round, she's the perfect girl. This girl's adventurous and thrilling demeanour makes anyone melt. She'll cast you under her spell, maybe even her being cast under your spell too. If you ever meet a Matilda don't let her go.
That girl over there HAS to be Matilda.
by JJ Parenko February 09, 2016
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The greatest person to ever live. She is so smart, pretty, kind.

She is absolutely amazing. Anyone would want to be friends with her. She is SO hot its a joke! Matilda is a real babe. Guys would be lucky to get her.
by wowthatscool January 23, 2012
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A young child (male or female) that is clearly more intelligent than those responsible for them, typically the parents, but also teachers, coaches, babysitters, etc.
Hey, watch that Matilda fool that woman.

Little Jamie totally played her parents - she was totally a Matilda.
by kevin234 August 24, 2006
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