Manwaiting

When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.

I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Damian Manwaring

A total legend, almost mythical in his excellence.. Having a party simply add a Damian Manwaring for an instant "partious maximus" His hilarious antics will be forever spoken about when times are dull and boring...

This strapping young lad could very well be the next GOD and is accepting donations NOW.

"man this is lame... i wish Damian Manwaring was here..."

long silence....

".....yea same...."

by thewindinthewillows February 5, 2010

mancasting

Man broadcasting to Woman in passing with no intention to acually engage in conversation.

Kate to GF : phil was mancasting about our rennovation plans this morning... He was all over the place, I'm going to have to just do a few things to Get Shit Done

by Toasterkid April 20, 2021

ManWriting

a guy's handwriting, usually sloppy

"That's definately ManWriting over there, you can't even read it".

by Kawana January 9, 2008

Manwriting

Sloppy handwriting usually attributed to men or teens. Can also be used for females that refrain from i's dotted w/ hearts, swirly letters and smiley faces in the middle of fucking nowhere.

"Jason, why the hell would you leave a note on my car telling me to go to your house after work for a good time and then sign it "from baby" ?"

"Dude, what the fuck?!? That isn't my writing!! That must be Allison's. That chick has serious manwriting."

by Gone Postal October 21, 2009

manfacting

to purport 'facts' confidently with little or no regard to accuracy

The group got caught up in his manfacting, his confidence was contagious, but his facts were lacking.

by mercurius666 September 12, 2012

Manwaring

To look like a bald eagle, or the fonze.

Look at Manwaring...ehhhhh its the fonz, he's got buns of steel, and the breath of an ox

by Jimmy 'Lizard Tongue' Jones January 24, 2008