macroturd 

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.

I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.

macroturd by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Macrohard 

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.

Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."

Macrohard by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014

microturd 

A pejorative name used for someone who is only considered a minor league asshole.

This new guy is a workplace oddball who is essentially harmless and is widely seen as a bit of a microturd.

microturd by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2019

Macrotransaction 

Mircrotransactions that are actually very large. Usually found in EA Sports games, these include packs bundles the cost $100 or more, and are never even remotely worth it.

This new $100 bundle in Madden that give me a 5% chance at a good player is a horrible macrotransaction.

Macrotransaction by AnonymousMaddenUser January 31, 2019

microturding

A term describing the phenomenon of tiny, hard, rabbit pellet-like shits that cluster in a big lump, resulting from opiate use.

Maybe it’s TMI, but I’ve been microturding for the entire week.

microturding by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

macrohard 

Opposite to microsoft

I have a big macrohard.

macrohard by haha September 4, 2003

Macrotransaction 

Too expensive microtransaction that it isn't considered microtransaction anymore.

Wait, did Riot Games actually make a $300 skin in Valorant? Bruh, that's a macrotransaction!

Macrotransaction by Walter_Clemens July 19, 2020