Macroature

The opposite of a miniature; a small thing made massive.

Person A: do you want to go to the world's largest thimble?

Person B: Of course! Macroatures like the world's largest thimble are my favorite!
Person A: what?

Person B: I love to feel like an ant.

by EnderBondz February 26, 2024

macroturd

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.

I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

macroaggressions

Obvious, intentional, above board insults, where there is no chance of a mistake on the part of the transgressor (as is the case of microaggressions) to be provoking, insulting, or otherwise discourtious.

A man says to a woman he doesn't even know, "Damn, you're hot!"
Telling her friend about it, she says, "These guys and their macroaggressions! They must completely be out of ideas for hitting on women."

by anonymous November 15, 2017